March 2012
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Tupac Shakur Musical, 'Holler If Ya Hear Me,' Set... →
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“I winked at Rooney Mara, who was sitting beside me. She was so supportive of me...”
– Christopher Plummer, when asked the first thing that went through his mind when his name was announced as the winner of the Best Supporting Actor Oscar Sunday. (via charethcutestory)
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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“To watch Baron Cohen mime a blow job from first suck to sperm spray is enough to...”
– Peter Travers’ movie reviews are poetry (via orbofjonfusion)
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Every conversation I have ever had since I got to...
Me: What's up?
Classmate: Nothin. Tired.
Me: Same.
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February 2012
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“If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a senator.”
– Senator Judy Eason McIntyre; Tulsa, OK (via supcakes)
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“Drop the idea of becoming someone, because you are already a masterpiece. You...”
– Osho (via nirvikalpa)
more-e-r-t:
gop drinking game
whenever someone advocates the oppression of minority groups and advocates the removal of human rights protections, take a drink
also any time anyone uses a slippery slope argument to defend their position, pour the alcohol on them and set them on fire
congratulations on your liver disease and life imprisonment
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